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Monday, December 21, 2009

Ass Effect



Finally got through Mass Effect yesterday and I have to say that Bioware continues to impress. The game starts out pretty dry, giving you only a little bit of action and a big city to explore early on but when the story picks up it certainly keeps going. The game has some nice visuals, even 2 years after release, and the FPS and RPG elements blend fairly well, even though the shooting part feels kinda rough in spots (especially the sniping). Loot is always a factor in any good RPG, and the main stuff in here are the guns and armor. I'm not sure if it was just me, but I didn't end up getting anything that great until almost end-game, but the enemies weren't that hard overall.

The game also introduces some stuff carried over from KOTOR, like lifting your enemies in air or throwing them across the room which can be fun but not necessary throughout the game on normal. With the sequel coming out soon, I'm glad I finally got this one out of the way so I can fully enjoy, and transfer my game save over to the second one. If you're into "Scyfy" and liked the KOTOR series, I would suggest getting this one, if you somehow missed it 2 years ago, and if you put it down because the beginning dragged on too long, just bite the bullet and get past it, it's worth it.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Freeeefall

Happened to catch a little glitch while streaming some GTA 3.



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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Games, Games, and Games!



Some serious gaming went down over the course of last week. I finally played GTA4's new DLC Gay Ballad of Tony, finished Uncharted 2, and picked up Silent Hill: Shattered Memories for the Wii. TGBOT was another nice additional story to the game, although paying roughly 20 bucks for each DLC feels like a little too much. I like the main character Louis more than I did Johnny Klebitz in the Lost and Damned, and the overall story is alot more fun and less serious too. You'll see a whole bunch of references from Niko's story in here, and there's even a mission where you can actually see/play near Niko during the Diamond fiasco mission. With the extra base jumping, helicopter flying and shooting, and dance club locations, it's definitely put some more GTA in GTA4 and worth the 20 bucks if you feel the need to dive into Liberty City again.



Silent Hill was more of an impulse buy, I saw some gameplay footage of the game and really liked the idea of having a game that profiles you psychologically and actually effect the outcome of the game. The game is short, but it's probably the only Silent Hill game I've really liked, and beat, which is weird cause I kinda hate the horror genre in games. I should probably note that there is absolutely no combat in the game, just escape sequences which were pretty exciting for the first half of the game. This isn't a good buy, but I'd definitely rent this game, whether you're into Silent Hill or not. It's nice to play something really different once in awhile.



Uncharted 2 is probably my pick for game of the year on PS3. It's got the perfect combination of action, cutscenes, and puzzles. The story isn't too bad and the voice work is top notch. Naughty Dog has really got the emotions on faces down and I'm excited to see what they make later on down the road. I hear the online mode is pretty good but I didn't really touch it so I can't comment. Overall this game implements crazy action sequences into crazy gameplay moments from start to finish.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Mahnee Mahnee Mahnee!



After about 20 hours I finally got through Assassin's Creed 2, and I have to say that the ending was probably the most bizarre thing I've seen as far as story and plot go in a long time. One thing's for sure, there's going to be a third and I hope it can wrap all this crazy train of a story up in a satisfying ending. The game's new setting seemed alot cooler in the screenshots but pretty much played out the same as Altair's Holy Land setting. The new weapons, including a hidden gun ala Desperado style, are fun to use and the animations for the fights are done pretty well, except for the occasional odd placement of weapons through the face or body sometimes.

The story mode was entertaining but the whole plot around Ezio was a little too self-centered compared to Altair's "yo go stab that dude, now" pacing which kinda threw off the whole Assassin's lineage thing. The game shouts out at you from the very beginning that you can do a whole bunch o' stuff this time around, but make no mistake, once you finish the actual story, you will find that most of the stuff left to do really has no point and eventually will get very repetitive and old pretty fast. All in all, I have to admit I enjoyed the game and would recommend it to anyone who liked the first one even just a little bit.

The best part about this game:

Friday, December 4, 2009

It's that time again

Just set up our Christmas tree yesterday and even pulled out ol Santy Claus, we're ready to do this thing! Since we haven't put up any footage in awhile, Jason was quick enough to grab some with our old Powershot, our FlipHD bit the dust a few months ago...and I really hate using Windows Movie Maker.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Want some of that boy?

Kirby Vacuums


"Hello, My name is Jason! I want to thank you so much for your time today and I'm going to do a great job on your carpet. Also, the machine I'm showing you is for sale."

So after my first day of actual work for Kirby Vacuums I started to feel those reviews made against the company over at www.consumeraffairs.com are true. And why wouldn't they be? During my training RJ showed me the reviews and I couldn't believe all the stuff people said. But was it true? They didn't run a background check on me, and everything sounded so good. The numbers they put on the white board were crazy and the way they taught us to present the Kirby Vacuum was so easy.

My friend Charles found this job on Craig's list, told us the numbers and all that good stuff. Anthony and I were so happy to finally nail a job, and oh how easy it was to work there. Anyways, I was told by the company that there would be people out there setting up appointments for us to do the demo and show the product. This was only half of the truth, the other half is that all of us have to go out and get appointments. All of us have to go door to door and ask if they want a complimentary carpet shampoo. No mention of the Kirby Vacuum at all, and why would we tell them if we wanted to get inside their house and sell them one?

Normally a person would say "HELL NO" if you asked them if they could show you an expensive vacuum. It's almost like Time-Share. You go on a beautiful vacation only to be interrupted by a salesman. We go and do a free carpet shampoo for you as long as you sit through our persuasion skills. It's disgusting, and I'm working for this company.

Well I have good news, I'm quitting. Sure, $400.00 a week at the minimum sounds damn good but that's just numbers. I can show you the numbers that would make you call me crazy, and yeah without 1st hand experience out on the field it's a damn good way to make money. Let's talk about my first day.

Since Kirby isn't a corporate business you don't get that health, dental, etc insurance. But that's not important if you can pull in $1,000.00-$1,500.00 a week. No, it's the fact that you only work for 8 hours a day. A normal day working for Kirby would start at 10:00AM for a prep talk that lasts to 12:00PM then you're out there on your feet going door to door asking if people want free shampooing. My first day ended at 9:00PM which ment that I was working for 11 hours.

Also let me tell you in order to get your minimum paycheck of $400.00 you need to do a total of 15 demos in a week. I did 2 and they drained the life out of me. You don't have a lunch break at all so you need to pack your lunch with you and after a block of "canvasing" you need to quickly eat your lunch.

Here's a fun fact, if you type in "Kirby Vacuums" in Google the third link will be consumer affairs where people tell you how Kirby really sells and shit.

I'd rather flip burgers and have those awkward moments with friends seeing me work instead of cheating people out of their money. Everyone has morals, and if you don't then you're a cold motherfucker that deserves no respect. And what I can tell from the experienced employees over at Kirby they do resemble assholes.

So my advice is never work for Kirby, and if one day someone comes to your door and tells you "Hi! My name is _____, Don't worry you don't have to buy anything. We're doing some work with your neighbors and what we're doing is a complimentary carpet shampooing! Free of charge! The catch is we can only do 1 room. So where in your house would be the most foot traffic? Living room, Kid's room, Stairs..." slam that fuckin door in their face.

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/in_home/kirby.htm

HERE'S A QUOTE FROM A PERSON THAT WORKED FOR KIRBY:

"Jason of Hastings, NY August 26, 2009

I saw an add on craigslist saying Rug Shampooers needed! The pay was 1850 a month plus bonuses. Sounded like great money to me. I go to the interview and 15 mins later I am hired. They didnt even ask for id or do a background check. I was a bit put off, but I was working at a gas station and I was not making squat, so it sounded like a better offer.

How wrong I was. I found out (TA-DA!) that I would be selling kirby vacuums! Well after the 3 days of unpaid training ( I wont do there on how stupid it was), the whole sales pitch sounded easy. HAHAHA. I must have been the world's bigget fool. We would come in at 10 am, sit there and do nothing for an hour, sing stupid songs, Then drive an hour and a half to 2 hours to where ever we would be selling.

They said we could have people setting appointments for us. Not. We had to walk around neighborhoods knocking on doors all day trying to practically push our way into houses. You hvae to skip lunch half of the time, and you get to walk around in freezing weather knocking on doors.

The Management is a joke. They are allowed to talk to you however you want and sont have a problem with telling you that you are worthless. A manager and I almost got into a fistfight because he thought he could sit there and insult me just because I didnt get into a house. Everyone is the office is either a felon, druggie, or both. The majority of the people you work with are sleeping with each other.

I worked for these for a month and a half and I never even saw the 1850 I was promised. The owner will do whatever he can to make sure he does not have to pay you. I posted an ad on craigslist, and [the owner] was texting my cellphone saying he was going to put me in jail for slander. I told him to stop and he continued to harass me. I am still trying to catch up on all the bills I have because of these scam artists. If you see any add like that on craigslist, avoid it. IF you got to a job interview and they tell you it has ANYTHING to do with Kirby, run out the door like your pants are on fire. IF you are in liverpool, this is the Address for Lamaan Hill's scam of a company: 900 Old Liverpool Rd # 3 Liverpool, NY 13088-8538 (315) 451-6300 GO there and tell him what a scam artist he is. Get him out of our city!"

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Medal of Honor, without Nazis?!


EA has finally decided to step out of their WW2 comfort zone and head in a new direction after announcing their new Medal of Honor game, "Medal of Honor". What better time to capitalize off of Modern Warfare 2's success? To be honest though, I think everyone's gotten enough revenge on those Nazi bastards as it is.

Not too much info has been given about the game other than it's going to be set in modern day Afghanistan and you'll be playing as part of a Top Tier 1 unit (Captain America over here, best of the best of the best, sir!), so expect lots of modern day weapons blowing up not so modern day stuff, and a whole crap load of man beards. As far as the game goes, if EA plays their cards straight, they actually might have a better opportunity to get something done right that MW2 failed to nail, actual dedicated multiplayer servers and size. Like Captain Planet always said, the power is yours.

The power is yours.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Triple X-Muchos-MAS!!!!!

Thought I'd go ahead and post an update on here since it's been a good while since the last time I actually posted anything worth reading. My new job's been a little rough on me since I got back from training two weeks ago, I've been pretty much sitting on my ass letting movies and T.V. spoon feed me my entertainment instead of actually engaging in some good ol' gaming. With that said however, I did manage to pickup some of the games I missed while I was away and have been slowly digging into them, man I miss those 12 hour + days of straight BF2, I'm turning into what I thought I'd never be...somewhat of an adult.

As usual, I'm planning up stuff for this old dustbowl of a blog, only time will tell if it'll go through, honestly though, I'll try harder this time. In the meantime, I hope all of you guys had a good Thanksgiving and stuff. We didn't cook anything this year (again) but the trip to the Home Town Buffet wasn't bad, unlike the first year (dry turkey FTL), I do kinda miss having some of the leftovers to pick through but who am I kidding, I hardly eat at home anymore. Until next time, thanks for still trucking through here. I'll try to keep this place updated a little more, happy holidays fellas.