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Luke Skywalker Return Of The Jedi Lightsaber Fx

"This is a LED version of the original Luke Skywalker Return of the Jedi Force FX Lightsaber.

Enhanced glowing green blade with realistic power-up and power-down light effects. The power-up and power-down light effects are produced by a string of 64 super-bright

LEDs that ignite sequentially inside the blade.

Authentic lightsaber sound effects digitally recorded from the movie

Features four motion sensor controlled sound effects: power-up, idle hum, clash,

and power-down Durable metal hilt looks and feels like a real lightsaber

Sturdy blade is permanently attached to the hilt."

This, and other lightsaber FXs, can be found here:

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Here's a video of Yoda's Lightsaber: